SING YOUR HEART OUT!

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Christmas

Round-up your mates, warm up your voice, our carols are here, it's time to rejoice!

JINGLE BELL POG

TO THE TUNE OF JINGLE BELL ROCK

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell Pog,

Jingle bells sing and Paul does his thing,

Dabbing and dancing, setting up goals,

When Pogba’s balling everyone knows,

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell Pog,

Jingle bells chime, his tekkers sublime,

Bringing the fun back, to Old Trafford’s pitch,

Pogba’s wage means he’s really rich!

WHILE SANCHEZ WALKED HIS DOGS

TO THE TUNE OF WHILE SHEPHERDS WATCHED THEIR FLOCKS BY NIGHT

While Sanchez walked his dogs by night,

His phone began to ring,

The ancient Arsene Wenger called,

As contract talks had stalled,

Don’t go, he said, if I have to beg,

I will to keep you here,

No thanks, said Sanch, I’ll take my chance,

And sign for City in the summer!

ONCE IN ROYAL STOBBSY’S CITY!

TO THE TUNE OF ONCE IN ROYAL DAVID’S CITY

Once in MOTD Towers,

Stood a lonely Tekkers king,

Poor old Stobbsy couldn’t find his Nike boots,

Paz and Ketch were pranking him!

Paz had filled the boots with mustard,

Ketch had dipped his socks in custard,

When poor Stobbsy finally found his Nike boots,

Paz and Ketch were laughing like hyenas,

Stobbsy fumed, You dummies better sort this!

Here’s my boots - now take them to the cleaners!

O CRISTIANO’S TREE

TO THE TUNE OF O CHRISTMAS TREE

O Cristiano’s tree, O Cristiano’s tree,

You look as if you’re spray tanned,

O Cristiano’s tree, O Cristiano’s tree,

You’re so much taller than Messi’s,

Your branches strong, we are in awe,

Upon them hang, your Ballon d’Ors,

O Cristiano’s tree, O Cristiano’s tree,

You finally have five like Messi!

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