Hark now hear, MOTD Mag sing!

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We’ve crammed five-pages of footy-themed Christmas carols into the latest issue of MOTD Mag. Here’s our favourite, just don’t let Sepp ‘Scrooge’ Blatter hear you sing it!

Jingle Bells,

FIFA smells,

Blatter’s lost the plot,

He gave Qatar their own World Cup,

Even though it’s much too hot!

Jingle Bells,

FIFA smells,

Let’s all vote them out,

Oh no wait, they’re staying put,

And we don’t get a shout. Hey!

Read the rest of our rhymes in our Christmas special, ON SALE NOW, and if you think can do better email your own Andy Carroll’s to shout@motdmag.com

AGUERO! Went goal crazy against Leicester – netted four times!

ADAM! Missed a last minute pen that would have netted Stoke valuable survival points!