Quick chat: Crouch!

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Spurs striker talks to motdmag.com!

Crouchy, who is your No.1 strike partner?

Crouch says: "Jermain Defoe - we always score goals when we play together. I hold the ball up and he runs in behind to do things. We complement each other!"

Fair enough! Is he a good lad off the pitch?

Crouchy says: "Yeah. I've always got on well him Jermain. We've grown up together as players, playing together for the Under-21s, the full England squad, Portsmouth and now Spurs!"

Tell us a story about him...

Crouchy says: "When I was about to sign for Spurs, Jermain was phoning me up every day to find out if I'd signed yet. He just kept telling me to get myself down here!"

And it worked! Crouchy, everyone wants to know have you got any new robot moves planned?

Crouchy says: "I haven’t been working on anything, no! I’ve been trying to put it to bed a bit, to be honest. I’ve embarrassed myself enough. The only reason I brought it back out was because I got told to by James Corden!"

MAGUIRE! We love this guy's big, beautiful bonce!

NEYMAR! All this diving is boringggg! Get back to scaring defenders, Ney!