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Ozil travels in time machine, plus much, much more...

Old man Ozzie

Those clever Germans have done it again - they seem to have invented some sort of time machine! A crazy new advert in Germany shows Mesut Ozil as an old man – he looks like a well-dressed wizard! Check it out online – if you can work out what it’s about, let us know!

Paul the Octopus backs Spain

Big news ahead of tonight’s match – Germany’s tipster octopus Paul has predicated that Spain will win! Staff at a German zoo ask Paul to predict the outcome of the Mannschaft’s matches by picking mussels out of a tank – and he’s got every match spot on so far!

Space geeks trash ball

People are still piling in to diss the Jabulani. Now a bunch of science bods from US space agency NASA have joined in. The space geeks reckon that the ball swerves around loads when it’s hit really hard. Duh! We already knew that! Get back to your real jobs and stop wasting our time!

Fab’s smashing time!

Meanwhile, some more news about England’s World Cup nightmare. Fabio Capello got so angry with the players that he smashed a glass at half-time – in their WARM-UP game with Platinum Stars! When Rob Green made his blunder against USA, Fab must have felt like smashing the entire dugout to pieces!

And finally...

Torres the indie kid!

Following news that Lionel Messi loves Oasis, Fernando Torres has come out with his own musical confession – he loves indie band Kasabian. Apparently, the Spain squad have been buzzing off their music all tournament! If our footballers were as good as our musicians, we’d rule the world!

JOTA! Hit a hatters at home to Leicester, including an injury time winner!

SPEROINI! Came in from the cold to play for Palace at Anfield and had a bit of a mare!